"Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried shoving it up your arse?".
Really Colin, if we had wanted your advice we would have asked for it. When he suggested to Sharon for the hundredth that she should try turning it off and on again Sharon responded with the only sensible answer “Have you tried shoving up your arse?” Perfect birthday or leaving card for both the Colins and the Sharons of this world.
Perfect for office and group occasions, or to convey your own wishes in a BIG way.
Inside is left blank for you own message/s.
Card Size: 197 x 283mm (A4).
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