Headline:
Sorry.*
Footnote:
*Next time I do something like that, go ahead and stab me in the eyeball.
The nitty-gritty:
- 5.5″ x 4.25″
- Blank inside
- Letterpressed by hand
- Premium 100% cotton paper (tree-free!)
- Matching square-flap envelope (made from 100% wind power)
- Packaged in a clear protective sleeve